Aksnowman



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Aksnowman is #80h's Alaska representative and reluctant father of fiscally conservative Isaac Edward Rush, conceived and born out of wedlock.

Aksnowman lives in an igloo and goes on regular moose hunting trips with Sarah Palin, from whom he has sought advice regarding contraception in the past.

His username interpretation is A Ksnow Man. This mean he measures in Kelvin.

Accuracy of facts on this page are subject to intoxication level.